• nonononooooo google image search shield me from these bewitching visions of carrot pie!!!!


• walked all the way to walmart in the misty crepuscular dusk to acquire 1 oreo McFlurry with extra chocolate sauce
  
  • // classy points -300. It's all downhill after living 2min away from a DQ in the formative years of undergrad.
• other purchases for the day include ( Read more... )

gastronomy: shameful, surprisingly cheap source of protein, fiber, iron, and smacks down potato-chip cravings like calculus to my self-esteem:

...

simulation bacon bits!!

<.<         >.>

they're even vegan!

// recurrent source of self-martyring exercise and petulance: house hygiene

yup.. cleaning the entire townhouse is my favourite thing to do on a friday holiday

kai go nao

4 hours sleep! then
MRP meeting! then
donate some blood! (woo fastest time yet.. 9 minutes.. must have something to do with the litre of water and (clinic's) apple juice and 85% cocoa chocolate things I had at said MRP meeting..)
then
walk all over downtown core to finally eat epic sushi at sushi star! then walk all over ( Read more... )

I just did a food store inventory and discovered that I've drunk 7 liters of milk since Saturday.

ALL RIGHT

(is drawing some bones.. some fungus.. some POLITICALLY CORRECT illustrations that do not involve cultural minorities, kittens, or packman)

She.     Is.       Smoking.

In the house.

AGAIN

 I am a lop-sided chipmunk! On drugs!
And I can't run for three days!
(though.. she only said a 'couple' days, I believe that is enough reasonable doubt to interpret 2...)

Oh.. stupid baby tooth. You weren't made to live longer than 12 years. Why are you filling my face with pain? 
Now you are gone. And I am full of gauze.

+/- a level 3 post-dentist ( Read more... )